superfluous
su·per·flu·ous/so͞oˈpər-fləəs/
Adjective: Unnecessary, esp. through being more than enough.
Adjective: Unnecessary, esp. through being more than enough.
Yes. Now.
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- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? already have.
- 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? not yet but I'll probably have to.
- 3. Have you taken someones virginity? YES. haha
- 4. Is trust a big issue for you? why wouldn't it be...?
- 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? err'day
- 6. What are you excited for? MOVING OMG MOVING
- 7. What happened tonight? it's 9: 03 am. nothing yet.
- 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? OH MY GOD SO GROZZ.
- 9. Is confidence cute? suuureee I'm regretting doing this thing I forgot how stupid teenagers are.
- 10. What is the last beverage you had? coffee
- 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? no fucking clue this is so stupid ugh
- 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? it's 2012.
- 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? FUCK
- 14. What are you going to spend money on next? lunch or blow idk yet
- 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? si
- 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? clothes? nah man.
- 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? yer mom
- 18. The last time you felt broken? ??? I hate this.
- 19. Have you had sex today? NO DON'T REMIND ME.
- 20. Are you starting to realize anything? yes, that I hate this.
- 21. Are you in a good mood? not anymore, stupid fucking thing.
- 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? I HATE YOU
- 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? no, basterd.
- 24. What do you want right this second? for this to be over.
- 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I'd probably say SHIT
- 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? nah
- 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? who are these questions for?!?!?!
- 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? poop
- 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? si
- 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? nah man nah
- 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?HONESTLY
- 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? YES OMG
- 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? YOU PEOPLE
- 34. Listening to? my own thoughts of suicide
- 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? like omg high school is over do you even own a pencil? harhar
- 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? sleeping
- 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
- 38. Who did you last call? yer mom
- 39. Who was the last person you danced with? myself
- 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? because he said if I didn't he'd kill my parents
- 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? never
- 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
- 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? OMG LIKE I TRIPPED THE OTHER DAY AT TACO BELL AND HE LAUGHED SO I WENT OUTSIDE WITH 14 OF MY FRIENDS AND CRIED AND WE BROKE UP I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
- 44. Do you tan in the nude? I don't tan.
- 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? kisses are forever.
- 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? stop it.
- 47. Who was the last person to call you? MICHAEL
- 48. Do you sing in the shower? do you breathe air?
- 49. Do you dance in the car? I really hate this.
- 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? I'm gonna use one to kill you
- 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? last time? like we do this all the time??
- 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? god this is so fucking stupid.
- 53. Is Christmas stressful? FOR WHO?!
- 54. Ever eat a pierogi? that shit cray
- 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? pie
- 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? stripper
- 57. Do you believe in ghosts? I ain't afraid of no ghosts
- 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? this is not the Matrix.
- 59. Take a vitamin daily? boring
- 60. Wear slippers? boring
- 61. Wear a bath robe? no
- 62. What do you wear to bed? human skin
- 63. First concert? what is music?
- 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? helloooo
- 65. Nike or Adidas? ADIDAS
- 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? food
- 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? food
- 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? ummmmm
- 69. Ever take dance lessons? yes. : (
- 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? MAKING MONEY
- 71. Can you curl your tongue? stop.
- 72. Ever won a spelling bee? no. fuck.
- 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? I will when this is over.
- 74. What is your favorite book? ATLAS SHRUGGED
- 75. Do you study better with or without music? who the fuck studies
- 76. Regularly burn incense? stop.
- 77. Ever been in love? STOP.
- 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Snoop
- 79. What was the last concert you saw? Morrissey
- 80. Hot tea or cold tea? TEA
- 81. Tea or coffee? COFFEE
- 82. Favorite type of cookie? nookie
- 83. Can you swim well? ugh
- 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? no I'm 5
- 85. Are you patient? OBVIOUSLY NOT
- 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? who thinks about this shit
- 87. Ever won a contest? NEVER
- 88. Ever have plastic surgery? no, I'm already made of plastic.
- 89. Which are better black or green olives? black, obv.
- 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? I have sex a lot.
- 91. Best room for a fireplace? bathroom
- 92. Do you want to get married? not to youuu
- this was so much fun, really. kill me.
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